True enough... he does take great pride in keeping him occupied. Still, he pulls his shorts back up for the sanctity of the moment.

"Drunk ex plus high heels plus finding out that I sort of may have slept with a waitress while we were dating."

He flashes an almost sheepish smile, it wasn't one of his prouder moments.

"The guys at the ER took pictures before stitching it up as a cautionary tale to future idiots."